The New Zealand
National Party Football team.
Goalkeeper - Jerry
Brownlie - Has the ability to block the whole goal.
Right Back - Jonothon
Coleman - known for attacking the wrong goal and continual
dribbling fails..
Centre Back - Bill
English - has an ability to turn with the tide.
Left Back - Judith
Collins - spends most of time taking selfies – a wallflower
Left Midfielder - Hekia
Parata - Busy measuring the pitch for more funding cuts.
Centre
Midfielder Steven Joyce - Keeps a quiet vigil but known to turn
quickly. Only MP with the ability to pass the ball forward.
Right Fielder - Paula
Bennett - if it ain't broke fix it (yeah conundrum)
Centre Forward 1 - Amy
Adams – the show pony, has the ability to find the goal without too
much fanfare.
Centre Forward 2
- Simon Bridges - Know's where the goal is, but reluctant to fire
off a shot.
Left Wing - Nick
Smith - Can dribble, can evade tacklers and familiar with the
environment of the pitch.
Right Wing - Nikki
Kay - Silent achiever, knows where and when to pass.
Coach/Manager Anne
Tolley - Anyone that can keep WINZ out of the limelight is first
choice Coach.
