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Wednesday, 2 October 2019

The Boxer song (originally Brit Navy I assume)

Bee keen to see if anyone has a copy.  Been over 30 years since I sung it and rusty remembering the precise lyrics.  Contact me in the fB post with yuour corrections.

Thinky Boxer Song.

Put your hand on your head what have we here? Call it a Thinky Boxer, 
Thinky Boxer - Inky dinky Do, that’s what the taught me when I went to school.
 
Put your hand on your ears, what have we here?  Call it a Hearing boxer.
Hearing Boxer, thinky boxer - Inky dinky Do, that’s what the taught me when I went to school.

Put your hands on your eyes, what have we here, call it an Eye looker.

Eye Looker, hearing boxer, thinky boxer Inky dinky Do, that’s what the taught me when I went to school.
Place your hands on your nose – what have we here. Call it a snotty boxer.

Snotty Boxer, eyelooker,  hearing boxer Inky dinky Do, that’s what the taught me when I went to school.
Put  your hands on your mouth what do we have here?  Call it a Gobby Boxer.

Gobby Boxer, snotty boxer, eyelooker, hearing boxer, thinky boxer, that’s what they taught me when I went to school.
Put your hand on your nipples what have we here, call it a Milk Factory.

Milk Factory, gobby boxer, snotty boxer, eyelooker, hearing boxer, thinky boxer, that’s what they taught me when I went top school.
Put your hands on your tummy, what have we here? Call it a baby factory, that’s what they taught me when I went to school.

Baby Factory, milk factory, gobby boxer, snotty boxer, eye looker, hearing boxer, thinky Boxer, Inky dinky Do, that’s what the taught me when I went to school.

Put your hand on your groin, what have we here?  Call it a Baby maker

Baby Maker, Baby Factory, milk factory, gobby boxer, snotty boxer, eye looker, hearing boxer, thinky Boxer, Inky dinky Do, that’s what the taught me when I went to school.

Put your hand on your arse, what have we here?  Call it a Smelly Boxer

SmellyBoxer, Baby Maker, Baby Factory, milk factory, gobby boxer, snotty boxer, eye looker, hearing boxer, thinky Boxer, Inky dinky Do, that’s what the taught me when I went to school.

2 comments:

  1. My pop (dad’s dad) sang this to my dad when he was growing up... then my dad sang it to me and now he sings it to my kids lol I’ve never heard any one but my family sing this song, but it’s very nostalgic for me

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    1. This was a Royal NZ Navy drinking song. I have many more. So glad you have good vibes Maz :)

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