The New Zealand National Party Football team.
Goalkeeper - Jerry Brownlie - Has the ability to block the whole goal.
Right Back - Jonothon Coleman - known for attacking the wrong goal and continual dribbling fails..
Centre Back - Bill English - has an ability to turn with the tide.
Left Back - Judith Collins - spends most of time taking selfies – a wallflower
Left Midfielder - Hekia Parata - Busy measuring the pitch for more funding cuts.
Centre Midfielder Steven Joyce - Keeps a quiet vigil but known to turn quickly. Only MP with the ability to pass the ball forward.
Right Fielder - Paula Bennett - if it ain't broke fix it (yeah conundrum)
Centre Forward 1 - Amy Adams – the show pony, has the ability to find the goal without too much fanfare.
Centre Forward 2 - Simon Bridges - Know's where the goal is, but reluctant to fire off a shot.
Left Wing - Nick Smith - Can dribble, can evade tacklers and familiar with the environment of the pitch.
Right Wing - Nikki Kay - Silent achiever, knows where and when to pass.
Coach/Manager Anne Tolley - Anyone that can keep WINZ out of the limelight is first choice Coach.